Meet The BIZ CORP Team
Meet the cogs that keep the Biz Corp running.
Bryan can't take it any more. He's tired of all the singing and dancing and trowing contracts in the air. But most of all, he is tired of carrying all the dead weight.
Writer, Producer, Composer, Actor, Singer, Sound Design, Choreography, Propmaster
Presses his crotch against women's chairs and looks down their shirts.
Connie is a bit of a scatterbrain who would rather be spending the day making cute cat sound podcasts with her cat, Fluffy. Singing, dancing and daydreaming are how she spends most of her day.
Executive Director Sales
Customers just can't say no to this guy, nor can the interns.
SAM "the MAN"
Sam is not afraid of getting the boot, 'cause he looks good in his business suit.
Public Relations Manager
I help form Biz Corp's public image. We are a leader that leads How do people know that? Because we let people know. The only thing we don't lead in is the rules... We always follow the rules."
SWAN SONG SUSAN
Technically in "Technical Assistance", Susan spends most of her time at the office practicing for her ballroom dance competitions. She's smart enough to know that she doesn't know enough about technology to actually help anyone with anything, but what does that matter when you've got a sunny disposition, a Pumpkin Spice Latte, and a killer shuffle-ball-change?
Cooking the books is what I do.
IT Chad does IT for Biz Corp. He spends his day answering dumb questions and learning which porn sites Biz Corp staff go to the most
Customer Service Supervisor
Mary Lynne Witte
"Always Pink Pete" rocks the pastels every day.
A little intense, Bill keeps the party going at Biz Corp.
If you want to know what's really going on at Biz Corp, just run in to Gale the Gossiper in the break room.
Knows who is really out to lunch.
HARRY "HIPS" McFEE
Can cut a mean sheet of paper while singing and swinging those hips.
Actor, Visual Effects Artist, 2nd Director of Photography,
Keeping the sales team in check.
Gabi Del Moral
Known in the organization as "Slacker Ted", he mostly just click clacks on his computer.
Actor, Assistant Director
Always ready to break out into song, .........